st patrick's day is tomorrow and its a fantastic excuse for drinking
what you need:
the next day off
a green shirt
a fake irish accent
a selection of limericks
an irish pub
green food dye
a working knowledge of ireland's call (because ireland will be calling and you will be expected to answer)
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