Tuesday, September 29, 2009

i luff it when you talk foreign!

god as my witness i hated afrikaans when i was young. like no other subject at school i dreaded its arrival. it mystified me. i trembled the entire lesson when we were doing mondeling (spoken afrikaans) fearing that suddenly the teacher would choose me to speak and my ignorance would be exposed. throughout my school career it was consistently my lowest mark. my mother took drastic measures. she made me read afrikaans with her in the evening, reading had always been fun before, now the evenings held a dark promise. the list of words i had to memorize grew and grew. fortunately, it seemed to work. my marks stabilised in the mid 60% and the reading lessons stopped. as a further incentive my mother tied my pocket money value to my afrikaans mark. this is why i was constantly poor in high school. then with a final 60% in my final year of school i was free and able to find alternative sources of income.

after some reckless months of laziness with nic and dave and pizza delivery; i settled on physiotherapy as a possible career and was accepted. in second year there was an afrikaans course and i surprised everyone by not fouling it up. my tutor was mildly startled when i even managed to come top of our group for an oral exam (it only happened once) i didnt hate afrikaans any more, in fact it was now a useful tool, most of my patients were afrikaans. i didnt get fluent but i did get passable.

now, i know lots of foreign people. my mother hosted many students learning english in south africa and you cant be friends with nic and not meet foreign people. that guy has his PhD in foreign... girls... knowing them... yes.

as you may notice, foreign people have this annoying habit of looking at you, turning to their friend(s) and jabbering away in some incomprehensible lingo. they then look back at you and laugh. fuckers.

get your own back! speak afrikaans! lekker

mdumbi to the haven: the hike


for the recent long weekend rob and i planned to go for a three day hike along the wild coast starting at the haven and finishing at the home away from home, mdumbi. nothing in the transkei comes without some organisational nightmare. our first major problem was the lack of anyone to drop us off at the haven and so it looked as if the hike would get cancelled. fortunately it was suggested to us that if we started at mdumbi and walked to the haven, then we could pay one of the mdumbi drivers to navigate rob's bakkie down to the haven and pick us up. however, this was suggested to us on the tuesday before the long weekend, it was unlikely that there would still be accommodation available at the various sleepover points along the hike. mdumbi, hole in the wall and bulungula were all fully booked, but we decided to go anyway. the main draw card of this particular hike is the backpackers along the way who provide a bed and bedding and food, thus decreasing the load you carry in your pack. indeed it can be done with only a daypack ideally. such was not our lot. full sized packs were found and dusted off and sleeping bags and a tent were acquired. we were also joined by a new arrival to hospital, one elin hem stenersen, a volunteer physiotherapist from norway. we arrived at mdumbi on the thursday and, despite being fully booked, there were three beds available in the dorms. sweet.


here we are at the beginning with rob upping the ante for the "best looking" prize on the hike. the walk on the first day is punctuated by a trip on a small ferry over the mthatha river


and later on, lunch at coffee bay. you dont need to carry any food for the first day unless you want to cut costs. elin had a chicken salad at coffee shack while rob and i contemplated the hardships in our lives... so many hardships

the highlight of the first day is a reef between coffee bay and hole in the wall which looks like it would hold some awesome south west swell. if you have spent the day hiking and have seen hole in the wall before then hole in the wall can wait for the next morning. once again there was accommodation available at the backpackers. this time, to our misfortune, we had a roommate. he snored. bastard.

the next morning we set off with the wind at our backs and bumped into our roommate at the hole. he was passed out by his lonesome on the beach across the river. aren't motorbiking holidays great? the second day consisted of some rather steep climbs and descents. the views were spectacular and the beaches were beautiful.



the agony in my lower limbs while making repeated ascents was soothed by the beauty around me and the assurance that with every step bulungula was getting closer. i have never been so happy to see a backpackers. the food that evening was babootie and yellow rice followed by malva pudding. the main course was so brilliant and smothered with bananas and chutney that it almost made up for the puny size of the desert. attempts on my part to steal more were non-existent. i was too tired to move. bulungula was the only place not to have official room in the inn for us, but we all know what happens in inns with no room (well, everyone who went to sunday school should know). we bumped into fellow health professionals from zitulele and madawaleni and a great time was had. elin and i pitched a tent under the the stars while rob strung out his hammock in the forest on the dunes. satisfaction guaranteed.

a brisk walk from bulungula will take you to the xhora river. since we hiked at the end of winter most of the rivers were easy to cross. the xhora presented the only deep crossing to be made. i came prepared of course and my bag remained dry during the short swim required. rob managed to find a wading route with no swim needed... it looked far away... besides, i was prepared... so i'm damn well going to swim.

the wind had changed overnight and now was forcing us back with every step we took. combine this with soft sandy beaches and you get some hard graft. fortunately there were no more hills just flat walks along the beach. we stopped for lunch at breezy point, a five star wave and one which doesnt rely on sand like mdumbi, even without good conditions we saw one awesome wave crash to shore as we began the final stretch of the hike. the wind was increasing in velocity as a cold front approached us; rain started to spit out of the clouds; and then we spotted our driver on the beach. it was good to be done. the blister on my small toe was beginning to challenge the toe in girth. we drove back to mdumbi, the rain following close behind us, some birds sat on the fence and complained about the weather, and i appreciated life a little bit more.

thanks for an awesome hike guys. drakensberg is next on the list


Sunday, September 6, 2009

Dwesa


there are two annoying things about dwesa nature reserve: 1. the vervet monkeys 2. the rules. the monkeys i dont mind so much.

dwesa nature reserve is found just south of madwaleni hospital and is fairly isolated from the rest of the coast. the mbashe river to the north and a scarcity of road routes to the south ensure that you will have a quiet, relaxing weekend in nature. experience will teach you that ensure is a bit of strong word to use in the transkei... our hard working OT, after some faffing about, booked for four of us to stay the weekend in a 4 sleeper bungalow. she was ensured that it contained four single beds. so off we set, arriving at around 7 o' clock in the evening on friday at the nature reserve, good start. the gate was locked and the surrounding houses were dark. after some hooting a guard arrived in his jocks and after informing us that were in fact at gate 6, not gate 1 where we should be, he let us in and told us to follow the signs to gate 1. after a short drive, during which we saw lots of trees, we arrived at a boom gate. it too was locked and no hint of where the key may be was to be found. as we shortly found out we had arrived at the bungalows. they all seemed to be uninhabited. fortunately a short 5 minute walk took us to gate 1 where two very helpful gentlemen provided us with keys for our bungalow and for the boom gate which blocked our way. we had finally arrived

an inspection of the bungalow revealed a smart wooden structure with a small kitchen, a balcony equipped with a weber, a bath, two singles and a double bed. oh great. problem. no extra mattress could be acquired, even with only four guests in the entire park. long story short, rob and donne got to know each other a little better over the weekend. rob said that she spooned... i can neither confirm or deny.

the next morning rob awoke and opened the bungalow door. minutes later a troop of vervet monkeys were inside stealing the rolls. one short chase later and we settled down for some breakfast and monkey photography.

later we went for a walk on the beach. the best thing about going to a nature reserve in the transkei is that you are alone. there are no huts on the hills, just trees. there are no mamas searching for oysters, just empty rock pools. get up before your friends and you can have the entire beach to yourself.

after some lunch a game drive was attempted. now i may be naive, stranger things have happened, but surely when you are staying at a game reserve, going for a game drive should be easy, right? wrong. the boom gate we had encountered the previous night was locked. a visit to the front gate elicited the following conversation with an unsmiling gate lady: "Hi, could we have the key for the boom gate, we would like to go for a game drive" "No, you cant go for a drive without a guide." "Ok, how much is a guide? can we get one?" "No, the office is closed." Seriously?! first off, this game park arent exactly kruger, what the guide would be doing is a bit of a mystery. regardless, we didnt mind getting a guide... maybe by making people take guides it provides employment for the local community, i dont know, but then she just flat refused to help us further. thats one less guide getting payed if i calculate correctly, not that higher grade. and the office? closed on the weekend? when the hell else are people going to come to a game park in the off season? at the very least some effort should have been made to inform guests that they have to book a guide before they have even arrived at the park. so much for the afternoon. some of the group decided to go chat with mary jane. i went back to bed.

to add to our misfortune the bakkie had a flat tire the next day. not a big problem, it was promptly changed. however, i neglected to tighten the nuts tightly enough and a few kilometres outside the park we lost the wheel and came skidding to somewhat of a halt. things werent as bad as they looked fortunately and we managed to get roadworthy for the trip back to the hospital.

funny thing is that i would definitely go back to dwesa, perhaps just a little more prepared next time. deserted beaches are pretty cool