the eastern cape department of health induction for community service is a great event to:go on a road trip to jeffery's bay. stopping at grahamstown on the way down and east london on the way back
stay in three star accommodation on the marina in jeffery's bay at the taxpayer's expense, marvelous
get decent food, three times a day, for free
meet up with some old friends
meet interesting new people... colleagues, coworkers. fantastic
laugh at lecturers. the stuff they say is hilarious. how they say it with a straight face is beyond me.
bunk the afternoon sessions and go surfing. seriously, this is jbay.
will's guide to bunking inductions:
attend breakfast in the mornings, sign the register for the day and head into the lecture hall. you could bunk now, you have after all just registered for the day. but hey, might as well listen to what they have to say. spend the morning session with your eyebrows raised in mirth. have lunch. ditch for the beach. point is safer than kitchen windows and the billabong factory shop. they have spies there. return for supper and the evening amusements. repeat the next day. on the last day you get a certificate confirming that you attended all lectures. congratulate yourself on a job well done
watch out for dr wagner. she is intense
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